Frank Watch Continues . . .

Our Schuyler County Survivor in Africa is still a survivor as of the end of November.

Frank Garrison, 43, of Catharine (near Odessa) is still standing after facing off with half his teammates: a group of snotty Generation-Xers who plotted to take out the "elderly" (that's what they called them) Baby Boomers one by one. Not to worry, said Frank, and he was right. Survivor producers got mad -- and got even -- that a team had formed within a team, so they split them up, mixed them up and merged them into another team. Now the Gen-Xers are being picked off one by one.

Favorite Frank quote: "Barbie bites the dust!" Head Gen-X snot, blonde Lindsey, got knocked down and rolled over by a big rock-hard ball.

As of Thursday, the teams have merged into one. To survive, Frank -- now being cast as a loner -- will have to win immunity often. And quit messing with the elephants.

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