FLRC Seeks Good Home for Club Equipment

Do you have an empty basement, a crawl space, extra closets, a servant's quarters or has Juan the pool boy moved out and left for Cuba? Are you lonely and yearn for runners to show up at all hours -- unannounced -- to claim unorganized, ratty, thrown-in-a-heap equipment? Can you lift five times your weight? Are you centrally located near the city of Ithaca?

Yes? Then you're just the person(s) we're looking for to store all the FLRC equipment for our 2001 season. Please! Short-term equipment mistress Katie Stettler cried uncle and let her dogs move into the basement. Out, out damn equipment, barked the dogs. To volunteer, call Lorrie Marnell at 255-8877 days.